the 'free' green bag

My three days cuti was almost fully utilised.  I thought i'd spend the time watching House marathon but the truth is; i didn't even watch a single episode.  I woke up early on Saturday to send Encik D to airport, went back and i thought i'd just take a nap, but instead i telah terbongkang agak lama.  It wasn't a good start for the day because what i did for the whole day was tido, bangun kejap, tido lagi, dan lagi, dan lagi...until around four where i couldn't take it anymore, so i decided to go to rumah CikguMat.


So, the next day, to avoid the same situation; i telah keluar awal pagi to the nearest supermarket.  After buying itu ini, i pun dengan lenggang lenggoknya telah jalan keluar and was approached by a nyonya promoter yang idak le menawan sangat but luckily dia tak busuk walaupun tak wangi.  Since i had no specific agenda for the day, so i thought why not i layan je nyonya promoter tu kan... Dia telah mengumpan i dengan a green recycle bag which she said i deserve to get sebab dah berbelanja more than a certain amount.  Lagipun berkali-kali nyonya tu menegaskan yang saturday is a no-plastic day, so memang patut sangat le kalau i dapat beg ijau dia tu.  I idak le nak sangat beg tu sebab dah ada banyak pun tapi disebabkan mood tengah baik, layan je la kannn...


Nyonya promoter tu started with a short survey which i answered dengan lajunya sebab eager nak tau what will happen next.  She tried to jek apa2 yang patut dengan muka senyum2 sambil jari tak habis menyucuk-nyucuk tangan i, cam kepoh sungguh.  She told me that she had to promote her products but i need not buy them there and then even if i'm interested sebab next month baru dia jual.  So, i pun tadah je telinga sambil dalam hati rasa nak tepis je tangan nyonya promoter yang tak habis2 menyucuk i tu.  In the end, cam biasa i had to koyakkan kertas yang konon2nya misteri tu to know what's the offer like for me.  Nyonya promoter warned me that if it's written 'tq' maka i tak boleh le terguling2 meraung kat situ cam minah pagi tadi...i thought i was early, ada lagi ke orang yang lagi awal?...ishh...tipu sungguh; besides, ada ke orang nak bergolek2 kat situ just because dia tak dapat hadiah?  Anyway, guess what?  Nyonya promoter tu telah terkejut badak sebab never ever anyone got a really great deal like me; she had to approach another encik promoter sebab she had no idea what to do...hahahaha. Cehhh...as if la i percaya lakonan u nyonya.  You are not a little bit of a good actress.  I telah buat muka yang sungguh seposen.  Seronok gak melayan orang2 ni.  Encik promoter, nyonya promoter and another cik kak promoter telah bersungguh2 menghasut i beli anything with a $50 voucher sebab only then that i'm entitled to get another two products for free.  Harga satu2 benda plak not less than 2K you...  and the two products yang i 'sepatut'nya dapat tu plak harga around 6K plus.  Setelah di pot-pet sekian lama...i terus cakap dengan muka seposen yang i'm not interested in the products sebab i don't cook at home.  Encik promoter telah tanya "dah tu hari2 makan kat mana?"  I telah jawab dengan sungguh confident "hari2 makan luar".  That answer left them speechless...muka nyonya promoter yang tadinya bercahaya kemain terus jadi masam cam  muka A-mush (kucing kat rumah yang memang tak pernah senyum).  Masing2 terus diam, so i asked if there's anything i need to sign ke apa lagi...they said no tapi tak offer plak beg ijau yang dijanji2kan tadi tu.  I dengan muka tak malunya terus tanya nyonya promoter tu "the bag is mine kan?"....hehehe.  Makin masam muka nyonya tu...